June 2011
14 posts
An unusually high number of passengers on my Memphis flight resemble Paula Dean.
Manhattan to LaGuardia in less than 20 minutes. If I knew we would get here so fast I would have slept an hour later.
October 2008
2 posts
Sad Trombone →
The Testicle Cookbook.
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Cooking with balls.
September 2008
7 posts
The Great Schlep →
Flesh Keychains - $6.00 : Nuts for Trucks!, Dont... →
Fresh Zelda Remix!
Nerd out! →
Woman in 'shock' over giant zucchini →
August 2008
5 posts
God bless America! →
Fuck year! Wait, can I say 'fuck' on tumblr? →
RELIGULOUS →
Wonderbra - The Original Ad Print →
July 2008
4 posts
Unbreakable Fighting Umbrella Splits Watermelons,... →
Tie Napkins: Who Wears A Shirt To Dinner? -... →
I so need this.
Been There. Done that. →
A helpful visual guide to douchebaggery →
June 2008
11 posts
I can't look at this website without bursting into... →
Send Your Name to the Moon →
“Protect Your Banana!”
– Banana Guard
I thought I hated Lou Dobbs more than anyone. But... →
A Summary of 99% Of Your Facebook Friends →
d be their
Are New Yorker's just too cool for the Segway? →
So it’s been almost 8 years since the Segway Human Transporter first hit the market. I admit that at one point I was a little overly excited about the prospect of zipping around the city in one of these. But my friends and colleagues promptly crushed my dreams by informing me that the Segway was a complete nerdmobile.
After burrying my desire for a handful of years I am back and not ashamed...
